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For those who did not know, my brother is getting married in less than two months. This is the first addition to my immediate family since the birth of one J. Patrick Bunger... pretty big deal. I will be given the opportunity to give a speech at some shower or maybe even the actual reception. I went to two weddings this past weekend and heard a slew of speeches, most of them sappy, laced with inside jokes that were only funny to the speech giver and object of the speech. Unfortunately, all of these speeches had the same subject matter of either the bride or the groom. As a guy that likes to shake things up a bit, I have settled on two possible subjects for my speech: the crowning achievement of American cinema, the Back to the Future Trilogy or the disturbingly underapreciated career achievements of Scottie Pippen. I figure i won't have this many peoples attention for a very long time so i need to make the best of it. I figure i will have their attention for about three sentences before they realize that i am not going to say anything about my brother...and why should I, everyone else will. So I need your help in picking a subject. So is it gonna be BTTF (it might be a little heavy for you but your kids are gonna love it) or ole number 33? also, any other suggestions are welcomed.